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Sub Copy 1:

so did u watch the game?

yah, it was gr8!! did u?

def! rushed out of the doc's office during a check up.

...y'd u do that?

wat? didn't wanna miss the game.

er, k.

wats the prob? it wasnt n e thing serious.

u nvr know, dats why u get a check up. dont u noe about Jane's incident.

kinda, but wat bout it.

she wasnt plannin to have a colonoscopy when she went in for check up

then doc's found polyps in her colon

"Jane had colon cancer !?!?!?"

"no, sis prevented it. doc removed polyps early."

g2g, back 2 the doc's

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Sub Copy 2:

Want 2 go get some food?

Ya, where @?

There's a place down in south side.

Where's dat?

Next 2 the gastrologist...

...um, nice...

Maybe we should stop by?

Aren't we 2 young 4 a colonoscopy? LOL.

Errr... my mom had polyps removed when she was only 45.

colonoscopy, ftw.

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Copy 3:

Gramps just put a toupée on Kimmy's baby.

LOL.

Sharin hereditary deficiency.

Yup. Catchin 'em early.

Oh, reminds me to tell you, my mom had colon cancer. She's OK now.

Really? I didn't know women could get colon cancer.

O RLY.

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Copy 4:

gettin pizza

pizza > no pizza

FOREALZ, want some?

nope, can't eat D:

Y not?

Getting the procedure tmr dat mom suggested we'd get.

d00d, no way am I having THAT 'procedure'.

Don't u think dad would have prevented his colon cancer if he could have?

gg.

I'm bookin u 4 tmr.